Mike Oi! Boy
Age: 18
Jobs for OBP: Owner (head of Tampa division), booker, talent scout, and all around nice guy
Super Hero Name: Angry Bunny/ Little Peckerhead
Fav. Food: Pop Tarts, Yoo-hoo, and Imp Atince's ghetto hot wings.
Fav Pick-up Line: Did you just get out of the shower or are you always wet when you see me?
Fav Band: The Ramones *RIP Joey Ramone 5/19/51 - 4/15/01*
Instruments: Bass
Dislikes: Racists, fascists, people who try to change you, and cops on power trips (FUCK YOU ROBOCOP!)
Quote: "If you're not in it, you're out of it" - Joey Ramone
Ps¥cho
Age: 17
Jobs for OBP: Talent Scout, Computer graphic designs & pestering bands into submission
Super hero Name: Sidekick James
Fav. Food: Anything Imp Atince cooks
Fav. Pick-up line: I have a magic pocket watch, it tells me you're not wearing any panties, oh I'm sorry. it's an hour fast.
Fav. Band: WBI
Instruments: Guitar
Dislikes: Bad things and being hit in the mouth with beer cans by drunk people
Quote: "Some people try to achieve immortality through their works or decedents, I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying."
Super Arty Man
Age: 16
Jobs for OBP: Head of NJ division, Artist, chick magnet, stupid theories & killer of Zelda games. (Jerk)
Super hero Name: Super Arty Man
Fav. Food: Lucky Charms
Fav. Pick-up line: If you were a tear in my eye, I'd never cry for fear of losing you
Fav. Band: Reset
Instruments: Bass, Congos, and Kazoo
Dislikes: The stuff that I don't like and AC Skins
Quote: "Words without actions are easily ignored, if you're just in it for the fun there's the fuckin door" - Kill Your Idols
Imp Atince
Age: 18
Jobs for OBP: Talent Scout, cook & conductor of the Shaggin Wagon
Super hero Name: I am Imp Atince, master of the flaccid penis!
Fav. Food: Anything Imp Atince cooks!
Fav. Pick-up line: If I had a nickel for every girl I saw that was as pretty as you, I'd have five cents
Fav. Band: Weezer & MxPx
Instruments: Guitar, Drums, Air Bagpipes & a wicked fiddle
Dislikes: Ignorant assholes
Quote: "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!"
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